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Tidal Wave Mushrooms Are Among the Most Potent Ever Tested
The Tidal Wave mushroom—popular, potent, and a bit weird—is the love child of the two Psilocybe cubensis strains known as Penis Envy and B+. It’s an unstable hybrid that’s known for a variety of odd mutations—including the sporeless “blob” or “brain-shaped” Enigma mutation that won the 2021 Psilocybin Cup (now known as the Hyphae Cup) hosted by Hyphae Labs with an astronomical—and previously unheard of—3.8 percent tryptamine content.
Doma Nunzio, mycologist and founder of the spore and testing company Magic Myco is credited with first hybridization Penis Envy (PE) and B+ to create Tidal Wave in 2017 (spelled Tidalwave on their website). Magic Myco describes the cross as “our first hybrid fusion project.” Many iterations later, at least eleven Tidal Wave varieties are in circulation from Magic Myco—bearing names like Tidalwave 2, Tidalwave 3 Beast, and Tidalwave BXO.
Tidal Wave mushrooms may owe their name to the “wavy,” water-like edges on the bottom of mature caps, but—as the name implies—these mushrooms can also pack a punch and have a reputation among psychonauts for their potent psychedelic effects.
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Tidal Wave Mushroom Characteristics
Because of their mixed lineage and unstable genetics, Tidal Wave mushrooms can be tough to pin down appearance-wise. It’s possible for Tidal Wave spores to produce a “canopy with some completely white caps, some gold caps, and then some of the weird Enigma-like blobs—all in the same bin, from the same genetic,” Ian Bollinger, Chief Technical Officer of Hyphae Labs tells DoubleBlind.
That being said, Tidal Wave mushrooms are often seen with somewhat long stalks (150-200mm) of beige to yellow that bruise blue or greenish-blue. Their stems are sometimes larger at the base or contorted in shape. Caps can appear more bulbous when young and will mature to a wider shape that may be convex or plane with a brown or golden color (though this can vary, see above). Because of its PE lineage, Tidal Wave mushroom caps tend to be smaller than most other P. cubensis varieties, and some spore sellers describe them as viscous, slightly gelatinous, when wet. Caps will also bruise blue—indicating a concentration of the psychoactive component psilocin—and Tidal Wave mushrooms drop dark, purplish-brown spores described as “sub-ellipsoid” in shape.
One of the main attributes that help distinguish the Tidal Wave variety is that “most of them have a slight waviness or undulation at the bottom of the cap,” says Jeff Lebowe of the Canadian-based mycology company Spores Lab. “Another identifier for Tidal Wave, which is also an identifying factor for PE, is a rippling on the stem—and specifically just below the cap.”
Strain Genetics
“With most of our tools for genetic work, all the P. cubensis show up the same for the most part,” says Bollinger. “But Tidal Wave is unique. Tidal Wave does show up differently genetically.” Though hybridization between PE and B+, Tidal Wave mushrooms tend to take on more of the attributes of PE and are usually richer in psilocin and poorer in baeocystin compared to P. cubensis mushrooms outside of the PE lineage. In fact, says Lebowe, “the most clear delineation between strains would be the PE strains, and then all of the other P. cubensis varieties.” Baeocystin is a psilocybin-like compound found in some Psilocybe, but currently, researchers don’t know much about it.
Tidal Wave Potency
Some magic mushroom species have higher concentrations of tryptamines—P. semilanceata, or Liberty caps, usually test higher than P. cubensis mushrooms, for example. P. cubensis tend to clock in at around one percent, or a little lower, on average, tryptamine content.
Lebowe and his team have been isolating genetics at Spores Lab for years in effort to increase potency. “The highest test result we’ve ever received was about 2.4 percent content,” he says—so the Tidal Wave Enigma sample that took the 2021 Psilocybin Cup with 3.82 percent tryptamines attracted a lot of attention. In fact, “it could be said that a variation of Tidal Wave is the most potent cubensis mushroom ever recorded in history,” says Lebowe.
But despite this astonishing number, non-mutated varieties of Tidal Wave mushrooms can measure much lower in tryptamine content—more akin to what you’d expect for an average or above-average P. cubensis. With Tidal Wave mushrooms, you can expect relatively high potency and intense psychedelic effects. “It’s one of our more popular strains, for sure,” says Lebowe.
Tidal Wave mushrooms grow well in a variety of common substrates including rye, brown rice flour, wild bird seed, bovine dung, and equine dung | Adobe
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