Curse you tiny toilet! Oh, the frustrations that you bring. Every time I sit upon your minuscule seat, I can't help but feel cramped and uncomfortable. It's as if you were designed for a child, not for a full-grown adult. I try to contort myself in an effort to find a comfortable position, but it's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. My knees are pressed against the door, my back hunched over, and my elbows wedged against the walls. It's a struggle just to sit properly! And don't even get me started on the lack of space for personal items.
Dr. Wigberht-Blackwater’s numerous documents contain many illustrations and sketches of her observations. Lily Seika Jones has refined those illustrations into beautiful works of art, which bring the text to life. Most of us will never see a harpy or a unicorn in our lifetime, but these detailed drawings show how wonderful and strange the natural world can be. They also provide an inside look at the features that make these creatures so unique.
Recording the stories of Indian travelers in Persia, Ctesias, a Greek physician and historian, was the first to write of unicorns in the fifth century BC. Though mainstream science may not yet accept the existence of these creatures, the ocean covers 70 percent of the globe and we have explored only some 5 percent of it.
It's a struggle just to sit properly! And don't even get me started on the lack of space for personal items. There's barely enough room to set down a phone or a magazine, let alone a toiletry bag. I end up having to balance everything precariously on my lap, hoping it won't fall into the abyss below.
The Compendium of Magical Beasts
This item is a preorder. Your payment method will be charged immediately, and the product is expected to ship on or around October 9, 2018. This date is subject to change due to shipping delays beyond our control.
Also available from:
Not to mention the flushing power (or lack thereof). It takes multiple flushes just to get the job done. It's like the toilet has a vendetta against me, refusing to cooperate and making a simple task much more complicated than it needs to be. But alas, I am stuck with you, tiny toilet. There's no escape from your claustrophobic embrace. So I curse you, I curse your inconvenient size and lack of comfort. May you forever be a reminder of the struggles of using an undersized bathroom fixture. Curse you, tiny toilet!.
Reviews for "Tiny Toilets in Small Spaces: An Architectural Challenge"
1. Sarah - 1 star
I found "Curse you tiny toilet" to be incredibly disappointing. The plot was weak and the characters lacked depth. It felt like the author was trying too hard to be funny, but ended up falling flat on their face. The humor was crude and immature, with jokes that seemed more fit for a middle schooler than a novel. Overall, I would not recommend wasting your time or money on this book.
2. John - 2 stars
The concept of "Curse you tiny toilet" seemed intriguing, but unfortunately, the execution was not up to par. The writing style was choppy and disjointed, making it difficult to engage with the story. The characters were uninteresting and lacked development, making it hard to care about their outcomes. The humor was forced and rarely elicited a genuine laugh, leaving me feeling disappointed and underwhelmed. I would not recommend this book to others looking for a compelling and humorous read.
3. Emma - 2 stars
I had high hopes for "Curse you tiny toilet" based on the quirky title and premise, but it ultimately fell short of my expectations. The story felt disjointed and lacked a clear direction. The humor, which I was hoping would be a strong point, missed the mark for me. The jokes were repetitive and often relied on toilet humor, which I personally found unappealing. Overall, I didn't find the book entertaining or engaging, and I would caution others against picking it up.