Recently, there were reports of a witch crashing into a tree decoration. It was an unusual incident that bewildered many people. The story began on a foggy Halloween night when a witch was flying through the sky on her broomstick. It seemed like a typical spooky scene straight out of a horror movie until the witch suddenly lost control and collided with a large tree decoration. Eyewitnesses described the event as both scary and comical. They saw the witch frantically trying to steer her broomstick away from the tree but failing miserably.
They saw the witch frantically trying to steer her broomstick away from the tree but failing miserably. As the witch crashed into the tree decoration, there was a loud thud followed by a shower of twinkling lights and shattered ornaments. Immediately after the crash, concerned onlookers rushed to the scene and offered assistance.
Orlando
I still can’t make sense of Central Florida’s geography. I probably could if I spent more time there, might be able to when I eventually get back, but even looking on Google Maps now—it’s hard to get a sense of where exactly I was for a weekend back in November 2020. Most people outside of the area would probably recognize Cinderella’s Castle well before they could identify Orlando’s skyline. And I’m sure that’s ok. Walt Disney World, its competitors, and all that comes along with them are the heart of the area’s economic engine. They’ve elevated the city and its surrounding region into a global destination. The ancillary world of Orlando—the space that exists between all the major destinations—is what held the most appeal to me, though.
Fun Spot America (Orlando Location).
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It was the 2017 film The Florida Project that made me aware of this world. An area of themed dinner theaters, bootleg gift shops, and lesser-known tourist attractions. The movie is one of my favorites and it beautifully captures Rt. 192—the area’s principal tourist thoroughfare until the development of the more modern International Dr. What remains on “one ninety two” is a wonderful collection of “slightly charming kitsch” as my friend Sarah described it. She was kind enough to drive me around for a weekend, showing me her adopted home, as I burned through a few rolls of 35mm film. Even as a theme park veteran who very much appreciates Disney’s commitment to quality attractions and operations, it’s the “in-between world” of Orlando (and the city itself) that I found the most comfort in. Seeing Epcot (safely) for the second time in life was an amazing experience, but I prefer to make up elaborate backstories* about wizard-shaped buildings while sipping alcoholic beverages out of pineapples.
Exterior of Eli’s Orange World, a recognizable landmark in 2017’s The Florida Project.
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The mural of Eli’s Orange World in a scene from The Florida Project.
The Magic castle Inn & Suites is a primary setting in The Florida Project.
The Magic castle Inn & Suites as seen in The Florida Project. The film was primarily shot on 35mm cinematic film.
When I was 15, my parents took my sisters and I on an incredible trip to Walt Disney World (Sea World and the Kennedy Space Center too). We stayed in Florida for a week over Thanksgiving break, leaving behind bleak Ohio weather. There are a lot of amazing memories from that trip, but one that truly stands out is something seemingly innocuous. We were walking into a restaurant for the holiday dinner. Standing on the eatery’s patio, I looked out at the setting sun and just appreciated finding light and warmth in the middle of winter. I can still see that view clearly. Florida, sometimes rightfully so, is the butt of many jokes. But there’s something to be said about good weather year-round and the unique slice of American culture that’s been created in Orlando. Warts, wizards, mice, and all.
Until next time, Rt. 192.
To their surprise, the witch emerged from the wreckage unharmed, albeit a little disheveled. She was wearing a pointy hat, a black cloak, and had a broomstick clutched tightly in her hand. As she dusted off her cloak, she flashed a mischievous grin and exclaimed, "Well, that was an unexpected detour!" It appeared that the witch had taken a wrong turn in the dark and foggy night, mistaking the tree decoration for a regular tree. Her confusion combined with her clumsy flying skills resulted in the unfortunate crash. Despite the mishap, the witch managed to maintain her sense of humor and even made a few jokes about her flying abilities. The incident caused quite a sensation in the local community, with some viewing it as an innocent Halloween prank and others seeing it as a sign of the supernatural. News of the witch's crash quickly spread through word of mouth and social media, captivating the attention of curious individuals who were eager to catch a glimpse of the "flying witch." In the aftermath of the crash, the tree decoration was repaired and placed back in its original spot. It now serves as a reminder of the unusual encounter and has become a popular attraction for tourists and locals alike. Many people visit the site, taking pictures and sharing their own stories of the witch's crash. Overall, the incident of the witch crashing into a tree decoration was a unique and memorable event. It brought humor and excitement to an otherwise ordinary Halloween night and ignited the imagination of those who witnessed it. Whether it was a moment of magical mishap or a simple case of navigational error, the witch and her crash will forever be etched in the memories of those who experienced it firsthand..
Reviews for "Witch on a Collision Course: The Unexpected Encounter with a Tree Decoration"
1. John Doe - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with "Witch crashed into tree decoration." The story seemed very disjointed and lacked coherence. The characters were underdeveloped and their actions didn't make much sense. The plot was weak and didn't hold my attention. Overall, I found the book to be boring and would not recommend it.
2. Jane Smith - 1 star - I found "Witch crashed into tree decoration" to be an absolute waste of time. The writing was juvenile and filled with grammatical errors. The story was incredibly predictable, with no suspense or intrigue. Moreover, the dialogue was cheesy and unrealistic. I had high hopes for this book, but unfortunately, it fell flat in every aspect.
3. Robert Thompson - 2 stars - I couldn't get into "Witch crashed into tree decoration" at all. The concept seemed interesting, but the execution was lacking. The pacing was off, and the story dragged on unnecessarily. The writing style was also not to my liking, with excessive use of adverbs and clichés. Overall, I found the book to be tedious and struggled to finish it.