The inept witch YouTube refers to a particular corner of the popular video sharing platform that showcases individuals who claim to possess magical abilities but consistently fail to demonstrate any actual skill or knowledge in the field of witchcraft. These videos often attract a large number of viewers who seek entertainment or information about witchcraft, but are instead left disappointed and unimpressed. The rise of the inept witch YouTube can be attributed to the increasing interest in spirituality and alternative practices, combined with the accessibility and ease of creating and uploading videos on YouTube. Many of these self-proclaimed witches may genuinely believe in their abilities or simply enjoy the attention they receive from their followers. The main problem with the inept witch YouTube phenomenon is the spread of misinformation and the potential harm it can cause. Viewers who are genuinely interested in learning about witchcraft may be misled by these videos and develop incorrect beliefs or practices.
After the death of her Aunt, Jane Dormant travels to the family’s remote, ancestral home hoping to receive a large inheritance. When Jane’s estranged, half-sister Jennifer arrives at Hobbes House to claim her part of the estate, the sisters’ simmering hate ignites. But then a violent, unexpected storm cuts the estate off from outside help and a wave of bloodthirsty zombies lays siege. Now the sisters have to learn how to fight back together.
The dead rise, stormy weather, no way to contact outside help But even though the pieces of a classic zombie tale are in The Curse Of Hobbes House, it is so much more than that. Directed by Juliane Block and co-written by Block and Wolf-Peter Arand, the indie The Curse of Hobbes House is one part dysfunctional family drama, one part zombie thriller but, regrettably, the film suffers from slow pacing, lack of redeemable players, and character development that really only gets going as the picture comes to a close.
Viewers who are genuinely interested in learning about witchcraft may be misled by these videos and develop incorrect beliefs or practices. This can not only be frustrating for those seeking authentic information, but also dangerous if individuals engage in practices without proper knowledge or guidance. It is important for viewers to approach these inept witch YouTube videos with skepticism and critical thinking.
Review: ‘The Curse of Hobbes House’ Tries its Hand at a Zombie Flick, but Suffers from Underdevelopment and Over-reliance on CGI
Directed by Juliane Block and co-written by Block and Wolf-Peter Arand, the indie “The Curse of Hobbes House” is one part dysfunctional family drama, one part zombie thriller—but, regrettably, the film suffers from slow pacing, lack of redeemable players, and character development that really only gets going as the picture comes to a close. It features solid set pieces, pleasing cinematography, and, for the budget, decent effects. But the effort feels that it’s missing its heart—a disappointment after Block’s intricate and passionate “8 Remains” in 2018.
The basic story here is that a woman, Jane (Mhairi Calvey) is told to come to Hobbes House, finding out that her aunt (Emma Spurgin Hussey) has died and she needs to come to the residence for the reading of the Will. Joining her is Eurydice Saul, reading the Will, and Jane’s sister and her boyfriend Nigel (Makenna Guyler, Kevin Leslie). A caretaker from Syria, Naser (Waleed Elgadi) rounds out the cast. We quickly learn that the two sisters have profound resentment for each other, Nigel may have designs of his own, and Naser has a deep love for the place, the deceased aunt, and is up on Hobbes’ history. We’ve already seen the history, complete with old legends and an ‘undead force’ that will protect the house at all costs. The Will reader takes a break after the sisters present themselves to be entitled and selfish gold diggers—and the rest is history.
What works about “The Curse of Hobbes House” is the film’s setting, namely its eerie stately home, dim lighting, and set pieces, which are done to perfection. Block and director of photography Marcus Schwemin highlight the mansion’s intricacies well, evoking homages to many a haunted house film and 2019’s “Ready or Not.” There’s also the film’s cinematography and score, which highlight the proceedings, while also letting us know that the family dynamic is all but solid. While the participants may be in a huge mansion, it’s clearly too small for this lot.
There are also some additional elements which add necessary depth and eeriness to the proceedings, such as the film’s opening legend and the less-than-human way most of the others treat Naser. One of Nigel’s early interactions with him hints at dismissive interests, where his later treatment at the hands of the sisters—and Nigel in particular—is more overt and an in-you-face othering of the film’s immigrant character. I don’t believe this was any kind of intentional point the movie is trying to make, rather than the result of a bunch of rich kids treating ‘the help’ with utter disdain, à la a “Knives Out” motif, even if Nasar had a closer relationship with the late aunt than any of these three could ever hope to.
Makenna Guyler in a scene from “The Curse of Hobbes House” (J Blockbuster, 2020).
However, where “The Curse of Hobbes House” begins to fall apart is in its rendition of the “zombies” once they attack the house, and the internal turmoil amongst the two sisters and Nigel that really wasn’t overly interesting to watch. A good chunk of the movie takes place without the film’s supporting characters, which were, honestly, more engaging to watch. There is some catharsis for “Hobbes House’” main characters, albeit in the eleventh hour. This isn’t a criticism, or a dark mark on the film; I only wish that we could have seen more insight into the relationship between the two sisters early on, hinting at reconciliation, rather than its sudden 180° turn toward the film’s conclusion.
The film’s zombies are good for the budget. It’s nice to see Block and company, specifically costume designer Paula Hey, didn’t reach for the heavens, but made the creatures fit into the confines of the narrative. Note: in a few scenes, the deaths that some of these creatures exhibit can be somewhat gory, but “Hobbes House” is not a film that works to overly scare you. This may or may not be its true detriment.
At the end of the day, “The Curse of Hobbes House” tries. It has good cinematography, decent acting by the main cast, and good production and set design. Its CGI does nothing to take you out of the picture, but seems, rather, to be the point of the film, rather than a plot mechanism or jumping off point. The most disappointing aspect of the film is its characters, which unfortunately aren’t that interesting or easy to root for. The final five minutes hint at a deeper picture that may have been what the film’s focus should have been all along. The film is a motley crew of motifs that never seems to settle on any one. By making “Hobbes House” strictly a zombie film, a class picture, or a family drama, Block may have had more success. But the film will at least entertain, as long as you can get through some consistent pacing issues.
Where to watch: “The Curse of Hobbes House” can be watched in the United States on Prime Video, YouTube, Microsoft, Fandango Now, Vudu, and Direct TV. The film will be released in the United Kingdom in March, 2020.
Another thing that I love about this movie is the team up of the two sisters. Sure, it is nothing but predictable, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun to watch. Jane is the more hardened of the two, and Jennifer is my girl — somewhat of a social media celebrity. So you know I felt a little sympathy for her.
While it can be entertaining to watch individuals attempt spells or rituals, it is crucial to remember that these videos may not be accurate representations of witchcraft. Researching and learning from reliable sources, such as books or experienced practitioners, is essential for anyone genuinely interested in the craft. In conclusion, the inept witch YouTube phenomenon represents a niche within the platform that attracts viewers with claims of magical abilities but ultimately fails to deliver. While it may provide some entertainment value, it is important to approach these videos with skepticism and seek reliable sources for genuine information about witchcraft..
Reviews for "The Inept Witch: Entertaining spell casting gone wrong on YouTube"
1. John - ⭐
I didn't enjoy "The inept witch youtube" at all. The acting was terrible and the storyline was just plain boring. It felt like a cheap knockoff of other fantasy shows I've seen. The characters lacked depth and the jokes fell flat. I couldn't make it through more than a few episodes before giving up on it completely. Save yourself the time and skip this one.
2. Emily - ⭐⭐
I had high hopes for "The inept witch youtube" but was ultimately disappointed. The writing was lackluster and the dialogue felt forced. The special effects were amateurish, making it hard to be fully immersed in the world they were trying to create. The whole show just felt like a wasted opportunity. I couldn't connect with any of the characters and found myself losing interest quickly. Overall, I wouldn't recommend it.
3. Sarah - ⭐⭐⭐
"The inept witch youtube" had potential, but it never quite lived up to it. While there were some moments of humor and charm, they were overshadowed by the confusing plot and inconsistent pacing. The main character lacked a clear direction and motivation, making it difficult to root for her. The production quality also left much to be desired, which was a shame because the visual effects seemed promising. Overall, it fell short of my expectations and I wouldn't consider watching another season.
4. Michael - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Honestly, "The inept witch youtube" just wasn't my cup of tea. The acting was average, the storylines were predictable, and the humor was hit or miss. I did appreciate the effort that went into creating the magical world, but it wasn't enough to save the overall show. Perhaps it would be more enjoyable for younger audiences or those who are new to the fantasy genre, but for me, it didn't offer anything new or exciting.