Magic wands have long been associated with sorcery and supernatural abilities. In many stories and legends, the wand is depicted as a powerful tool that can channel and focus magical energy. While the appearance of wands can vary, they often resemble a long, thin stick made from various materials such as wood or metal. However, in recent years, there has been a growing interest in exploring different designs for magic wands, including the use of male appendages. This unconventional design choice raises several interesting questions and considerations. Firstly, why would someone choose to incorporate male appendages into a magic wand? It could be argued that this design is meant to symbolize power, especially considering the historical association between masculinity and strength.
I’m less against TPE for penis toys than I am for insertable toys, simply because the outer skin of the penis is much less likely to pick up an infection than a mucous membrane such as the inside of the vagina or anus. However, I still advise approaching TPE products with caution and always choosing silicone instead where options exist.
We used it with my Lovehoney Classic Wand and it was perfect, but it will also fit the Magic Wand Original, Doxy Original or Die Cast, and most standard-sized wands. We use reliable and trusted courier and postal services such as Australia Post and Sendle to ensure that your package arrives quickly and safely to you.
Firstly, why would someone choose to incorporate male appendages into a magic wand? It could be argued that this design is meant to symbolize power, especially considering the historical association between masculinity and strength. By using male appendages, creators of these wands may aim to tap into this symbolism and lend an air of authority to their magic. On the other hand, it is essential to approach this topic with sensitivity and respect.
Male appendages for a magic wand
There are things that are a given when it comes to “being in a relationship with Amy”. You must have coffee in the house. I will make puns at you. And now, it seems, I will ask you to put strange things on your genitals so that I can overshare about it on the internet.
Thankfully, my stunt cock Mr CK is a good sport, so he agreed to try out the Hummer wand attachment so I could bring this review to you all.
A note about terms: this toy is listed as “male masturbator attachment”. However, I have chosen to use the language of “penis masturbator,” because not everyone with a penis is a man and not all men have penises! I would like to invite all sex writers and sex-positive retailers to consider their language in this area and not ascribe genders to body parts unnecessarily.
With That Out of the Way, Let’s Take a Closer Look at the Hummer…
The Hummer is a wand attachment for people with penises. It’s essentially a tube, lined with ridges and little nodules. You put it over the head of your wand and insert your penis into the tube, which then transmits vibrations all along your shaft.
It will fit the majority of wand vibrators. We used it with my Lovehoney Classic Wand and it was perfect, but it will also fit the Magic Wand Original, Doxy Original or Die Cast, and most standard-sized wands. The circumference is 7 inches, and it’s very stretchy.
Materials, Care and Cleaning
This attachment is made of TPE (thermoplastic elastomer). TPE is technically considered non-toxic in that it doesn’t contain harmful plasticisers like phthalates, but it is porous. This means it will harbour mold and bacteria, can only be cleaned at surface level, and cannot ever be fully sterilised. The material is also unstable and WILL break down over time.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of penis masturbators are made of TPE. At time of writing, I have only been able to find one wand attachment for penises made of silicone. Let me know if you know of others!
I’m less against TPE for penis toys than I am for insertable toys, simply because the outer skin of the penis is much less likely to pick up an infection than a mucous membrane such as the inside of the vagina or anus. However, I still advise approaching TPE products with caution and always choosing silicone instead where options exist.
If you get a TPE wand topper or masturbator like this one, you should clean it with gentle soap and warm water (do not boil) and allow it to dry thoroughly, and check it for mold/black spots/damage to the material before every use. With infrequent use, it might last a year. If you’re using it more often, though, I recommend replacing every 3-6 months. You can probably extend its life slightly by using a condom, but ultimately this is a product that simply won’t last. TPE sex toys should DEFINITELY not be shared.
Our Experience
In terms of experience, this one was an absolute hit with Mr CK. We used it after having penetrative sex for a while, so he was already quite turned on.
Mr CK is on the larger-than-average side, as cocks go, and I did initially look at the size of the tube on the Hummer and go “LOL NO that’s not gonna fit”. However, the Hummer is super stretchy and so, with a very generous helping of lube, he slid into it comfortably. The material is quite grabby, so regardless of penis size I recommend lube with this attachment. Water-based is best for TPE toys.
I switched on the wand and I was immediately impressed with the strength of his reaction. People often forget that vibrators are not just for vulvas! Lots of penis owners seriously get off with vibrations, and a tube-style wand attachment like this one is a great way to distribute vibrations evenly along and around the shaft of the penis.
Suffice to say he came very hard and very fast. In terms of user experience at least, we declared this one a winner.
“Surprisingly effective!” – Mr CK
“Felt like a wrap-around Doxy!” – Mr CK
So Do We Recommend It?
I’m really loathe to wholeheartedly endorse a TPE toy. I really, really want someone to create a version of this made of silicone. That said, we really enjoyed using it and it gave my partner an amazing orgasm.
If you’re willing to replace it every few months, have at it. If you want something that’ll last you forever, this unfortunately isn’t it.
Thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the Hummer and a collection of other wand attachments for review. Check out the wand attachments tag for all reviews in this series. If you buy using my affiliate links in this post, I make a small commission. All views are, and will always be, my own.
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The use of male appendages in magic wands can easily be seen as objectifying or disrespectful towards individuals of certain genders. It is crucial to consider the broader implications of using such designs and ensure that they do not perpetuate harmful stereotypes or contribute to an unwelcoming atmosphere for marginalized groups. Furthermore, it is important to acknowledge that magic wands hold different meanings and interpretations for different people. While some may find the use of male appendages in these wands empowering or intriguing, others may find them distasteful or offensive. It is essential to respect individual perspectives and experiences when discussing this design choice. In conclusion, the inclusion of male appendages in magic wands is an unconventional and controversial design choice. It can symbolize power and authority, but it also raises questions about objectification and respect. Ultimately, the use of these designs should be approached with sensitivity and consideration for all individuals involved..
Reviews for "Male Appendages and Magical Prowess: Understanding the Relationship between Magic and Masculinity"
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3. Emily - 2/5 stars - "Male appendages for a magic wand" was not my cup of tea. The storytelling was disjointed, making it hard to follow the plotline. The protagonist lacked depth and his actions seemed unrealistic. Additionally, the pacing was uneven, with some parts dragging on while others felt rushed. The author tried to introduce several subplots, but they were poorly integrated into the main story. Overall, I found this book to be underwhelming and would not suggest it to fellow readers.