Ding dong the magic practitioner is gone Once upon a time, in a mystical land, there was a renowned magic practitioner known as Malachi. He possessed incredible powers and was highly respected among his peers. Malachi could create illusions, manipulate the elements, and even communicate with spirits. With a flowing robe and a long white beard, he was the epitome of a wise and powerful wizard. However, as time went by, Malachi began to abuse his powers. He would use his magic to gain wealth, control others, and satisfy his own desires.
A sound spreading out so pleasingly
Ting-a-ling Ting-a-ling Ting-a-ling
Sounds that make everyone so happy
Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling
A sound spreading out so pleasingly Ding-dong-ding Ding-dong-ding Ding-dong-ding Sounds that make everyone so happy Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding. Ah, the sound that spreads so nicely Ding dong dang, ding dong dang, ding dong dang Sounds that make everyone so happy Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong ding.
He would use his magic to gain wealth, control others, and satisfy his own desires. He became infatuated with the idea of unlimited power and lost sight of the purpose of his abilities. The people of the land grew tired of Malachi's tyranny.
Old, Fun, Silly, and Unusual Songs of the
Fifties, Sixties, and Seventies
Some novelty songs did not make the charts, but were still well known, e.g.
- Flash Bang Wallop (Tommy Steele, 1963)
- Give Me Back my Gabardine Mac (Bernard Cribbins, 1960s)
- I’m Backing Britain (Bruce Forsyth, 1967)
- I’m Shy, Mary Ellen, I’m Shy (Stanley Holloway in 1962 after Jack Pleasants in 1912)
- The Last Cigarette/The Tobacco Song (Sheila Hancock, 196?, originally sung by Miriam Karlin)
- Let’s All Go Down the Strand (Stanley Holloway, 1962)
- Mexican Hat Dance (Allan Sherman, 1963)
- My Word, You Do Look Queer (Stanley Holloway, 1960, but originally recorded by him in 1938)
- Pheasant Plucker’s Son (Bill Maynard, 1975)
Hit songs from some well-known and often viewed musicals, films and cartoons are omitted, e.g. Chim-chiminee, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, Fortuosity, When I see an elephant fly, Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Religious songs and spirituals such as “Amazing Grace“, “Little Drummer Boy“, “Mary’s Boy Child“, “She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain” not included.
Flanders & Swann: omitted, as too many, and mostly connected with stage musicals. The following, however, deserve a mention, as they were very well known: “The Gasman Cometh“, “The Hippopotamus“, “I’m a Gnu”, and the paean to the London omnibus, “A Transport of Delight” (1957).
There were many other well-known odd songs in the 1950s and 1960s that did not make the charts, such as “Frankfurter Sandwiches”.
They were oppressed and lived in fear of his magical abilities. They longed for a day when they would be free from his spellbinding grip. They wished for the day when they could proclaim, "Ding dong the magic practitioner is gone." Finally, a group of brave individuals decided to take action. They formed a resistance and began seeking ways to bring an end to Malachi's rule. They studied ancient texts, gathered magical artifacts, and trained themselves to resist his spells. Led by a young sorceress named Elara, they embarked on a quest to find a legendary fabled item that could strip Malachi of his powers. The journey was arduous and filled with peril. They faced treacherous landscapes, encountered dangerous creatures, and encountered other powerful magic practitioners loyal to Malachi. But their determination and belief in a future free from oppression kept them going. After months of searching, they finally found the mythical item, the Crystal of Etheria. According to ancient legends, the crystal had the power to neutralize any magic it came into contact with. With this newfound hope, they planned an assault on Malachi's stronghold. The battle that followed was fierce and intense. Malachi cast powerful spells, but the resistance fighters used the Crystal of Etheria to counter his magic. As the crystal emitted a bright light, the people of the land watched with bated breath and hope in their hearts. In a climactic moment, the crystal made contact with Malachi's staff - the source of his power. A blinding explosion of light engulfed the room, and when the dust settled, Malachi stood there, stripped of his magic. The people rejoiced, their dream had come true - **ding dong the magic practitioner is gone**. With Malachi defeated, the land began to heal. The people were no longer oppressed, and they lived in harmony and peace. They celebrated their freedom and formed a council to prevent anyone from abusing magic in the future. The tale of Malachi became a cautionary one, reminding everyone of the dangers of power without responsibility. And so, the land thrived once again, the memory of Malachi slowly fading into legend. The people moved forward, grateful for the heroes who had set them free, and they whispered with gratitude, "**ding dong the magic practitioner is gone**"..
Reviews for "The Magic Practitioner's Demise: A New Dawn or a Threat to the Supernatural?"
- John - 2 out of 5 stars - Ding dong the magic practitioner is gone was not my cup of tea. I found the plot to be quite predictable and the characters lacked depth. The humor also fell flat for me, as I didn't find the jokes particularly funny. Overall, I was disappointed with this book as it didn't live up to the hype for me.
- Emily - 3 out of 5 stars - While Ding dong the magic practitioner is gone had some interesting ideas and concepts, I couldn't fully get into the story. The pacing felt uneven, with some parts dragging on while others seemed rushed. Additionally, I didn't connect with the main character and found their motivations to be unclear. While it wasn't a terrible read, it didn't leave a lasting impression on me either.
- Sarah - 2.5 out of 5 stars - I had high hopes for Ding dong the magic practitioner is gone, but unfortunately, it didn't meet my expectations. The world-building was underdeveloped, leaving me confused about the rules and limitations of the magic system. The dialogue also felt forced and unnatural at times. I appreciated the author's attempt at creating a unique story, but it just didn't resonate with me. Overall, I found it to be a lackluster read.