Once upon a time in the mystical land of Mumfke, there lived a young boy named Arthur. Little did he know that his life was about to take a magical turn. One sunny morning, as Arthur was exploring the nearby forest, he stumbled upon a rusty old book lying in the bushes. Curiosity getting the best of him, he picked it up and noticed that it had a peculiar title which read "The Magic Adventures of Mumfke". Intrigued, he opened the book and began reading. As Arthur delved into the enchanting tales of Mumfke, he discovered a world filled with mythical creatures, extraordinary landscapes, and extraordinary powers.
You must fall Just jump And enjoy the risk You love to reminisce But miss out the best bits That don′t fit with your perceive delusion Revoke responsibility as a solution Social pollution Stagnant as we stink All turned tepid In the sands of time we sink Past the brink of no return Mutts and the misfits As we watch the ages shifting By the curse that we gifted Gonna be the one that ends it all By robot wings we lifted Poisoned and addicted Lost in the statistics Upload to the metadata pool Separated civilians Split by opinion Past 7 billion To digital dominion As overlord block out The news like eclipse Sent to the gulag If the truthful words Slips off their lips A so called free world Where they wait for you trip Scandaled, entangled Strangled by gossip Canceled, they trampled Spat out like vomit But sometimes its never solid On the witch hunt But they burnt the wrong suspect Evidence not sufficient Left unchecked Meant well But made it worse Hindrance not help As there's no reverse Mortal curse Destined for the hearse Aint best of the worse But life I surf Till out water grave And we succumb to the waves Mutts and the misfits As we watch the ages shifting By the curse that we gifted Gonna be the one that ends it all By robot wings we lifted Poisoned and addicted Lost in the statistics Upload to the metadata pool Should I let my self go Surrender to the abyss In order to fly You must fall Just jump And enjoy the risk Mad professor Summon the Cartoon chimera My soul ripped Soldered back together Chaos prince arise from the nether Alchemist turning into diamonds Taking the risk locked in this neo-roman island Living in my prediction The streets silent Which it was fiction But i can hear the sirens It weren′t a waste just a prequel While we level up and reboot They just wanna recoup Catch out the spook Seer through their plot As we brace for impact Fallen but I still remain intact In fact A couple dents build some character Moving beyond their parameters No longer amateur Pull out the catheter Climb out my egg While the skin they shed I follow the thread Or left for dead Fusion gate spread like a digital virus See control at its finest While the cash gone wireless Techno tyrants plunge us into minus Fight fire with fire And summon the ANTI-VIRUS
That must have been the moment that marked the Surf Curse right of passage for in the chaos where nothing separated the band from the crowd, a raw energy tinged with confusion, happiness, and disillusion synchronized and echoed out of Kilby Court s doors, bound for the far reaches of the Southwest. As both the crowd and the band yelled certain lyrics to the point they were almost unrecognizable, one unidentified band member entered the sea of people and got lost once again, encouraging attendees to climb on top of the amps on the stage to get a better view of what was happening below.
As Arthur delved into the enchanting tales of Mumfke, he discovered a world filled with mythical creatures, extraordinary landscapes, and extraordinary powers. The book described a hidden portal that could transport him to different realms, where he could unlock his own magical abilities. Determined to embark on this incredible journey, Arthur followed the instructions in the book and found himself standing in front of a glittering portal.
Ghost, Gojira, Korn, Turnstile Appear on NHL 23 Soundtrack
The soundtrack for the new NHL video game is metal as fuck. EA Sports have revealed all 42 songs that will be scoring the 2023 edition of their yearly hockey game, and the tracklist features a heaping dose of heavy artists including Ghost, Gojira, Korn, Motionless in White, Turnstile, Wage War, A Day to Remember, Stick to Your Guns and more.
Almost all of the aforementioned artists have contributed tracks from their most recent albums, but Gojira's song is titled "Our Time is Now," and that's not a song that Gojira have ever released. In other words, there's a new fucking Gojira song on the NHL 23 soundtrack. How cool is that?
See the full tracklist below, as transcribed by Metal Injection
NHL 23 soundtrack:
A Day To Remember – "Miracle"
Bishop Briggs – "Revolution"
Chilli Jesson – "Carolina Reaper"
Coheed And Cambria – "The Liars Club"
De'wayne Ft. Poorstacy – "Die Out Here"
Death Lens – "Swing For The Fences"
Frank Turner – "Punches"
Games We Play – "St. Girlfriend"
Ghost – "Kaisarion"
Gojira – "Our Time Is Now"
Highly Suspect – "Natural Born Killer"
Holy Wars – "Battery Life"
Iann Dior Ft. Travis Barker – "Obvious"
Kasabian – "Rocket Fuel"
Korn – "Forgotten"
Lozeak – "Word Vomit"
Matt Maeson – "Blood Runs Red"
Missio – "Say Something"
Mod Sun – "Rich Kids Ruin Everything"
Motionless In White Ft. Caleb Shomo – "Red, White & Boom"
Muse – "Kill Or Be Killed"
Nobro – "Better Each Day"
Nova Twins – "Fire & Ice"
Panic! At The Disco – "Say It Louder"
Pengshui – "Idkwybt"
Pup – "Totally Fine"
Real Friends – "Tell Me You're Sorry"
Safari – "Youth Animal"
Shinedown – "No Sleep Tonight"
Sports Team – "The Game"
Stick To Your Guns – "A World To Win"
Sueco – "Loser"
Surf Curse – "Tvi"
Ten Tonnes – "Go"
The Amazons – "Wait For Me"
The Mysterines – "Hung Up"
The Snuts – "Burn The Empire"
Turnstile – "Wild Wrld"
Wage War – "Manic"
Windwaker – "Beautiful"
Yonaka – "I Want More"
Yungblud Ft. Willow – "Memories"
Surf Curse began their set with these lyrics from 2015’s Buds, followed by 2019’s “Maps to the Stars” and “Midnight Cowboy.” His kit set up close to the crowd at the front of the stage, Rattigan was joined by guitarists Jacob Rubeck and Noah Kohl, keyboardist Maddy Boyd, and bassist Henry Dillon. Dillon and Rattigan provided the headbanging that kept the beat to the crowd shouting every word of Nothing Yet’s “All Is Lost” and the newly released “Dead Ringers,” while Rubeck provided additional vocals and Kohl underlined the surf in “surf rock.”
With a deep breath, he stepped through, leaving behind his ordinary life and entering a realm of possibilities. In this new land, Arthur encountered fantastical creatures like cheerful elves, majestic unicorns, and wise old dragons. They guided him on his quest to find the four elemental stones, which were scattered across different regions of Mumfke. Each stone possessed immense power and, when united, could restore balance and harmony to the land. As Arthur traveled through vibrant forests, treacherous mountains, and mystical caves, he encountered challenges and obstacles that tested his bravery and wit. With the help of his newfound friends, he overcame these hurdles, learning important life lessons along the way. Throughout his magical adventures, Arthur discovered his own unique powers – the ability to control fire, communicate with animals, heal wounds, and harness the power of nature. These powers enabled him to protect Mumfke from the forces of darkness and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Along his journey, Arthur not only became a hero but also learned the value of friendship, courage, and perseverance. He faced his fears head-on and defied all odds to fulfill his destiny as the chosen one of Mumfke. After many thrilling battles and heartwarming encounters, Arthur finally collected all four elemental stones and brought them together. The moment the stones united, a blinding light filled the sky, and Mumfke was bathed in a renewed energy of love and harmony. As a reward for his bravery and selflessness, Mumfke's inhabitants bestowed upon Arthur a golden amulet, a symbol of his extraordinary journey and the magic within him. With a heart full of gratitude, Arthur bid farewell to Mumfke, returning to his own world with memories that would last a lifetime. From that day forward, Arthur never stopped believing in magic. He carried the lessons he learned in Mumfke in his heart and used his newfound confidence and abilities to make a difference in the world. And whenever he needed a dose of wonder and adventure, all he had to do was open the old book and be transported back to the magical land of Mumfke..
Reviews for "The Wonders of Mumfke's Magical Market"
1. Janice - 2 stars
I was really disappointed with "Magic Adventures of Mumfke". The story felt disjointed and lacked a compelling plot. The characters were one-dimensional and I couldn't connect with any of them. Additionally, the writing style was bland and the dialogue felt forced. Overall, I found the book to be unengaging and would not recommend it to others.
2. Robert - 1 star
"Magic Adventures of Mumfke" was a complete waste of time in my opinion. The storyline was confusing and incoherent, making it hard to follow along. The author seemed more focused on describing unnecessary details rather than developing a cohesive plot. Moreover, the characters were dull and lacked depth, making it impossible for me to feel invested in their journey. I found this book to be a big letdown and would not recommend it to anyone.
3. Sarah - 2 stars
I really struggled to finish "Magic Adventures of Mumfke". The pacing was extremely slow, and it took forever for anything interesting to happen. The world-building was weak, leaving me confused about the setting and the rules of magic within it. The writing itself was mediocre at best, with awkward phrasing and repetitive descriptions. Overall, I found the book to be dull and unimpressive.
4. Michael - 3 stars
While "Magic Adventures of Mumfke" had its moments, I ultimately found it underwhelming. The main character, Mumfke, lacked motivation and appeared to stumble through the story without purpose. The plot was predictable, and the attempts at humor fell flat. While the concept of magic was interesting, it wasn't enough to redeem the overall mediocrity of the book. I wouldn't necessarily discourage others from reading it, but I wouldn't recommend it either.