The spell of the crystal coconut is a captivating topic that delves into the magical powers possessed by this mysterious object. The crystal coconut is said to house an extraordinary spell, making it highly sought after by both good and evil forces. Legend has it that this enchanted coconut holds immense power, capable of granting the person who possesses it various abilities and control over the elements. The spell of the crystal coconut is believed to have the ability to enhance one's senses and grant extraordinary strength. Possessing the coconut is said to provide a heightened awareness of one's surroundings, allowing the user to anticipate events and perceive things that are otherwise concealed. This heightened intuition and sensory perception make the crystal coconut a prized possession.
K. Rool is impatiently waiting for Krusha and General Klump at his lair. Meanwhile, on Skurvy's ship, Klump is explaining his plan to get the coconut from the pirates to Krusha, both of which are hiding in barrels. Klump's plan is to break out of the barrels, steal the coconut back, and swim back to the island: Krusha, however, mentions that he cannot swim. Klump is angered by the fact that he didn't say this earlier. On the coast of the island, Green Kroc and Kutlass are still chasing Diddy, though he then points out that Skurvy left without them. The episode ends with them trying to hail the ship, while Diddy laughs at them.
Coconut sees Alestorm reminding themselves why they love being Alestorm , which is another reason why it sounds so much like a discography-spanning work. The quick-paced seafaring life-affirmation of Over the Seas is recaptured on Call of the Waves, an expertly written folk metal song with an exceptional guitar solo.
This heightened intuition and sensory perception make the crystal coconut a prized possession. Additionally, the crystal coconut is said to grant the person who possesses it the power to control the elements. The coconut supposedly holds the key to manipulating fire, water, earth, and air.
Alestorm – Curse of the Crystal Coconut Review
Figuring out what a band sounds like is akin to writing a biography: look first to the influences. Alestorm’s biography would need chapters devoted to a beloved and trve band named Bal-Sagoth. Early Alestorm material is based around the idea that it would be fun if Bal-Sagoth were Scottish, got drunk, played sea shanties, and kept the keyboard heroics. Alestorm’s foundation is keyboard/keytar, which necessitates making great folk melodies the foundation of their songs instead of metal riffs. Naturally, this made Alestorm less extreme than Bal-Sagoth, who put to blackened metal the Robert E. Howard-styed fantasies of Byron Roberts. Alestorm is a band with a different story to tell.
This story might, in a tremendously funny nod to Bal-Sagoth, span Alestorm’s discography. This was hinted at on Back Through Time’s “Scraping the Barrel” where Alestorm said that their lyrical tales were “just a day in the life of a man that I know.” Thanks to the catchy and energetic “Fannybaws” that man is given a ridiculous name and his own theme song. There’s more to this focus on Alestorm’s entire discography than just a funny bit, though – Curse of the Crystal Coconut looks back at Alestorm’s oeuvre in musical terms too. The quick-paced seafaring life-affirmation of “Over the Seas” is recaptured on “Call of the Waves,” an expertly written folk metal song with an exceptional guitar solo. “Tortuga” sees Alestorm writing a cross between a Eurovision hit and a pop radio smash instead of covering one of each as they did with “Wolves of the Sea” and “Hangover.” 1 The thrashier elements of Black Sails at Midnight rear their head in “Chomp Chomp,” although the folk elements are more pronounced here to make a new brew that’s familiar but not tired or stale. The inclusion of what sounds like a Dethklok riff in the pre-chorus fits bizarrely well into the track, especially coupled with the tropical, DK-esque 2 melody playing subtly behind it. As Captain Morgan’s Revenge closed with Scotland’s unofficial anthem “Flower of Scotland,” Coconut closes with another Scottish staple in “Henry Martin.” It’s a somber ending, and Christopher Bowes delivers an emotional vocal performance which sells the song’s tale of woe. It’s the perfect way to end a record chock-full of silliness and absurdity.
The apex of this silliness is reached on penultimate epic “Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening).” An eight-minute sequel to a three-minute song from Sunset on the Golden Age, Bowes’ keytar and Elliot Vernon’s keyboard head full-bore into Bal-Sagoth territory with a masterfully overblown introduction which leads into some sharp blackened riffing recalling Starfire Burning upon the Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule. The narrative of “Wooden Leg” morphs into a revenge epic with a supernatural twist, and a callback to a melody in the first song pops up before two theatrical narrations (one in Japanese and one in Spanish; Alestorm are thematically consistent) pay further tribute to Bal-Sagoth through loving parody. The song concludes with a pitch-perfect callback to “Wooden Leg” that’s not only delightful fan service but makes musical sense as well – a great joke skillfully told.
The “Wooden Leg” callback reminded me of why I love Alestorm: their sense of humor and skill as songwriters. Coconut sees Alestorm reminding themselves why they love being Alestorm, which is another reason why it sounds so much like a discography-spanning work. The elements of every Alestorm album popping up throughout Coconut don’t show a band running out of ideas, but rather a band taking influence from themselves, combing through prior records for the elements which speak most to them where they are now, and putting them all together to make the ultimate Alestorm statement. Time will tell how successful they were in this endeavor, but I already like it more than No Grave but the Sea which, as regular readers know, I am rather fond of.
Curse of the Crystal Coconut is a tremendous record. Lasse Lammert outdid himself in production, managing to capture coherently, cleanly, and appealingly not just Alestorm and their musical personalities but live hurdy gurdy, violin, trumpet, and trombone. Little details abound, and thanks to Lammert they’re plainly audible with a focused listen. Coconut has skyrocketed up my personal Alestorm pecking order, bested only by Sunset on the Golden Age. The success of Coconut lies in translating the personality Alestorm has developed over the years into music. After seeing the band live, this is exactly the type of record you would expect. Alestorm is a top-tier live band, so it’s only fitting that Coconut is a top-tier record. 3
Rating: 4.5/5.0
Format Reviewed: Stream
Label: Napalm Records
Websites: alestorm.net | facebook.com/alestormband
Releases Worldwide: May 29th, 2020
- There’s even another metallic pirate doing a rap verse just like in “Hangover.” This time it’s Captain Yarrface from Rumahoy, who manages to cram nearly every Rumahoy catchphrase into his short verse and even an “OH WOW!,” making a convincing case for being the best rapper in pirate-themed folk metal – no small feat. ↩
- Donkey Kong is all over this record. On the cover, at the bottom left, is an ape skeleton with a red tie. My younger brother, a Nintendo and Rare nerd of the highest order, pointed this out to me the day the cover was revealed. “Pirate’s Scorn” is a cover from the old Donkey Kong Country TV show. The Crystal Coconut itself appears in some episodes of that show including “Booty and the Beast,” which would also be a great title for a pirate-themed rap record. ↩
- This review will forevermore be known as White WizzardII: Electric Pirate Lou. – Steel↩
Over on the coast of the island, Kaptain Skurvy has arrived at the island. Skurvy states to his crew that his purpose in being on the island is to claim the coconut in the name of his great great great grandfather. He then swears upon the pirate oath that he will do anything for the one who rids him of his toothache. His crew inform Skurvy that pirates have no honor, saying "we be pure scum!" Skurvy acknowledges this, but states that the pirate oath is an honorable thing. They then head off to steal the Crystal Coconut.
This control over the elements can be used for both destructive and constructive purposes, making it an object of great importance to those who seek power. However, the spell of the crystal coconut is not without its risks and dangers. The immense power contained within the coconut can corrupt even the noblest of hearts, leading individuals down a treacherous path. The allure of such power can tempt individuals to use it for selfish gain or to enact revenge, ultimately leading to their downfall. Moreover, the spell of the crystal coconut has always been a topic of debate and contention. Many believe that the power it possesses should not be harnessed by any individual, as it has the potential to cause chaos and destruction. Others argue that it should be protected and used for the greater good, to bring harmony and balance to the world. In conclusion, the spell of the crystal coconut is a captivating topic that explores the immense power and potential dangers associated with this mysterious object. Its ability to enhance senses and control the elements make it highly sought after, yet its power can corrupt even the noblest of hearts. The debate surrounding its usage continues, with arguments for both its protection and restraint. The spell of the crystal coconut remains a fascinating and enigmatic subject..
Reviews for "The Crystal Coconut: A Resource for Natural Energy Healing"
1. Sarah - 2/5 - I was really excited to watch "The Spell of the Crystal Coconut" as I am a big fan of the previous movies in the series. However, I was left extremely disappointed. The plot was weak and predictable, and the humor felt forced and uninspired. The songs were forgettable, and even the talented voice actors couldn't save the film. Overall, it felt like a cash-grab attempt rather than a genuine addition to the franchise. I would recommend skipping this one and rewatching the earlier films instead.
2. Mark - 1/5 - "The Spell of the Crystal Coconut" was a complete waste of time. The animation quality was subpar, and the storyline was utterly nonsensical. The jokes were stale and lacked the charm of the previous films. I found myself counting down the minutes until the end so I could finally be done with it. I was expecting a fun and entertaining movie, but all I got was a headache. Avoid this one at all costs.
3. Jessica - 2/5 - As a long-time fan of the franchise, I couldn't help but feel let down by "The Spell of the Crystal Coconut." The film lacked the usual energy, wit, and creativity that the previous movies had. The characters felt flat, and the plot was unoriginal and uninspiring. The songs were forgettable, and overall, it felt like a rushed and half-hearted attempt to continue the series. I would only recommend it to die-hard fans who feel the need to complete the collection.